Season 5

01 GTA Pacific Grim Episode 127th August 2013 Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real... 02 Hardcore Chore Episode 23rd September 2013 Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns.. 03 Snowjob Episode 310th September 2013 A freak snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a life-size snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and to make matters worse, he needs the toilet... 04 Dick Figures: The Movie: The Song Episode 43rd April 2014 The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie. 05 The Red Planet Episode 517th April 2014 Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover. 06 A Hobbit of Thrones Episode 61st May 2014 A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs. 07 Das Vidiamond Episode 715th May 2014 The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! A series of blackout flash-backs establish the events of the previous night. 08 Trash God Episode 829th May 2014 While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red becomes a "Trash God". 09 Chick Figures Episode 912th June 2014 Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love. 10 Happy Birthdump Episode 1026th June 2014 Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toilet before it's too late... 11 Figured Out Episode 1126th March 2014 An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.